WallStreetBets Crowns New Meme King: The Guy Who Lost $10M WallStreetBets, the chaotic Reddit forum that launched GameStop into orbit, has always thrived on insanity. But this week, it crowned a new king, not someone who made millions, but someone who lost $10 million in a single trade. His username? DeepPain69420. His achievement? Turning catastrophic […]
Crypto Bros Launch DAO to Buy “Nothing,” Raise $50M The DAO With No Purpose The crypto world has seen DAOs to buy sports teams, DAOs to buy art, and even DAOs to buy a copy of the U.S. Constitution. But this week, a group of meme traders outdid them all. They launched a DAO to […]
Inflation Explained by SpongeBob Memes, Economists Retire For decades, economists have tried to explain inflation using charts, policy statements, and 200-page reports. Gen Z doesn’t care. They’ve discovered a new teaching tool: SpongeBob SquarePants memes. Across TikTok and Twitter, inflation data is no longer shown with bar graphs; it’s SpongeBob characters freaking out over jellyfish, […]
TikTok Finance Character “G-Bro” Says ETFs Are Just Group Chats Every generation gets the financial voice it deserves. Boomers had Warren Buffett. Millennials had Jim Cramer. Gen Z? They have G-Bro, a TikTok finance character who delivers economic hot takes while sipping energy drinks and throwing around slang that makes regulators cry. His latest viral […]
Gen Z Traders Replace Bloomberg Terminal with Discord Emojis For decades, the Bloomberg Terminal has been the ultimate symbol of financial power. Wall Street elites paid tens of thousands a year for its charts, data feeds, and lightning-fast news alerts. But Gen Z traders want none of it. They’ve officially declared the Bloomberg Terminal dead, […]
Fed Chair Accidentally Says “Vibes Only” in Rate Hike Speech Central bank speeches are supposed to be boring. Phrases like “quantitative easing” and “long-term inflation expectations” put even seasoned economists to sleep. But this week, the Federal Reserve Chair broke character most unexpectedly. During a live press conference about raising interest rates, he slipped and […]
Gen Z Day Traders Start “OnlyFeds” to Sell Stock Tips in Skits It started as a joke in a Discord server: “What if financial advice was sold like spicy content?” Within a week, the joke turned into reality. Gen Z traders have launched OnlyFeds, a parody platform where day traders sell stock tips in the […]
AI Meme Bot Becomes Financial Guru After Predicting Pizza Prices When AI Meets Pizza AI has written poems, drawn pictures, and even beaten humans at games. But this week, an AI meme bot achieved its greatest milestone yet. It predicted the price of pizza. Not just the general trend, but the exact number a Domino’s […]
TikTok Launches ETF Based on Trending Sounds
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TikTok Launches ETF Based on Trending Sounds Exchange-traded funds are supposed to track stock indexes or commodities. They’re built to be safe, diversified, and boring. But TikTok just turned the concept upside down. The platform announced its first ETF based entirely on trending sounds. Instead of tracking the S&P 500, the ETF follows whatever audio […]
Crypto Trader Gets Face Tattoo of Portfolio, Regrets in Two Weeks The Boldest Flex in Meme Finance Meme traders love to flex. Screenshots of $5 gains, cardboard Lamborghinis, and ironic “retirement plans” are everywhere. But one crypto trader took the meme lifestyle to a whole new level. He tattooed his entire portfolio on his face. […]
Discord Server Declares GDP Actually Stands for “Great Dank Posts” When Macroeconomics Meets Meme Chat Gross Domestic Product has always been one of the most intimidating terms in economics. Textbooks describe it as the value of all goods and services produced in a country. But in meme finance, those words are irrelevant. This week, a […]
Finance Bro Sells Course on Manifesting Gains Through Gym Reps Hustle culture influencers have tried everything to convince young people that they hold the secret to riches. Dropshipping, day trading, motivational speeches, nothing is off limits. The latest stunt? A finance bro has launched a course that teaches students to manifest stock market gains by […]