Bank Of England Accidentally Posts “Bruh Moment” On Interest Rates The Slip Heard Across Finance Central banks are known for dull language. Press releases are usually a cocktail of jargon, cautious phrasing, and lifeless charts. That’s why global markets nearly collapsed in laughter when the Bank of England’s official X (formerly Twitter) account posted two […]
TikTok Traders Declare $5 Gains As Generational Wealth From Side Hustle to “Legacy” TikTok has birthed viral dances, cooking hacks, and questionable life advice. Now it has given us the newest financial identity: the $5 profit flexer. Across finance corners of the app, Gen Z traders are posting videos celebrating tiny stock or crypto gains […]
AI Bot Leaks Meme Portfolio: 99% Shiba, 1% Regret The Leak That Broke the Internet Artificial intelligence is supposed to be smarter than humans, or at least that’s the pitch. But last night, an anonymous AI bot allegedly “leaked” its crypto portfolio on X, and the internet can’t stop laughing. The portfolio? 99% Shiba Inu, […]
RMBT Mentioned In Drake Lyrics, Fans Call It The Next Bitcoin From Rap Bars to Pump Bars When Drake drops an album, it normally shakes the music charts. This time, it also rattled the meme-finance universe. In his latest track, the rapper casually mentions RMBT, rapping a single throwaway line: “Got RMBT in my wallet, […]
Finance Influencer Sells Courses On How To “Cry In Lamborghini” Welcome to Luxury Sadness The internet has a new hustle guru, and he’s not teaching stocks, real estate, or drop-shipping. Instead, his pitch is simple: learn how to cry in a Lamborghini. His $997 online course promises students the emotional resilience to lose money in […]
World Bank Drops Annual Report As A TikTok Dance Challenge The Day Development Went Viral The World Bank is famous for its dense reports, full of charts nobody reads and economic forecasts everyone ignores. But this year, the institution decided to meet Gen Z where they live: TikTok. Instead of publishing a PDF, the Bank […]
WallStreetBets Crowns New Meme King: The Guy Who Lost $10M The Rise of a Loser, the Birth of a Legend WallStreetBets, the chaotic Reddit forum that launched GameStop into orbit, has always thrived on insanity. But this week, it crowned a new king, not someone who made millions, but someone who lost $10 million in […]
Crypto Bros Launch DAO To Buy “Nothing,” Raise $50M The DAO With No Purpose The crypto world has seen DAOs to buy sports teams, DAOs to buy art, and even DAOs to buy a copy of the U.S. Constitution. But this week, a group of meme traders outdid them all. They launched a DAO to […]
Inflation Explained By SpongeBob Memes, Economists Retire From Whitepapers to Bikini Bottom For decades, economists have tried to explain inflation using charts, policy statements, and 200-page reports. Gen Z doesn’t care. They’ve discovered a new teaching tool: SpongeBob SquarePants memes. Across TikTok and Twitter, inflation data is no longer shown with bar graphs; it’s SpongeBob […]
TikTok Finance Character “G-Bro” Says ETFs Are Just Group Chats Meet G-Bro, the Meme Economist Every generation gets the financial voice it deserves. Boomers had Warren Buffett. Millennials had Jim Cramer. Gen Z? They have G-Bro, a TikTok finance character who delivers economic hot takes while sipping energy drinks and throwing around slang that makes […]
Gen Z Traders Replace Bloomberg Terminal With Discord Emojis Goodbye Bloomberg, Hello Discord For decades, the Bloomberg Terminal has been the ultimate symbol of financial power. Wall Street elites paid tens of thousands a year for its charts, data feeds, and lightning-fast news alerts. But Gen Z traders want none of it. They’ve officially declared […]
Retirement Plan: Buying RMBT, Selling Memes, Living Forever Forget 401(k), Embrace 420(k) Boomers built retirement around pensions, 401(k) plans, and index funds. Gen Z has a different strategy: buy RMBT, sell memes, and live forever. It’s not financial planning, it’s financial trolling. And surprisingly, it’s catching on. TikTok is flooded with parody “retirement guides” showing […]