The Metaverse Returns (Again): Now with More Empty Virtual Offices The metaverse is back. Again. And this time, it promises to be exactly as revolutionary as last time—just with fewer users and more venture capital slides. According to Bloomberg, tech giants and venture funds have quietly reignited their virtual dreams, pumping another $12 billion into […]
AI Startups Raise Billions to Automate Their Own Press Releases In 2025, the AI gold rush has officially reached its most poetic stage. Startups are no longer building tools to change the world. They are building tools to announce that they are changing the world. According to Bloomberg, venture funding for AI-driven communication software hit […]
From Left to Right to Whatever Works: The Ideology-Free Era of 2025 Politics Once upon a time, politics had an identity crisis. Now it has solved that by simply having no identity at all. Across the globe, ideological lines are dissolving faster than public trust surveys. The left has discovered capitalism, the right has discovered […]
The New Economic Order: Now with More Meetings and Less Productivity The global economy has evolved. Not into something faster, leaner, or smarter, but into something more calendar-dependent. Productivity is down, GDP is wobbling, and inflation is doing interpretive dance, yet the only thing truly booming is the number of meetings. According to Bloomberg, the […]
Politicians Discover AI : Immediately Try to Ban It In a plot twist that surprised absolutely no one, global lawmakers have finally discovered artificial intelligence. After months of asking their aides what the ChatGPT thing was, politicians from Washington to Brussels to New Delhi are now promising to regulate AI with the same enthusiasm they […]
Crypto Markets in Therapy: Why Traders Are Now Paying for Emotional Support Dogs After the crypto crash of 2022, traders turned to technical analysis. After 2023’s regulatory crackdowns, they turned to DeFi. Now, after a decade of volatility and heartbreak, they have turned to therapy dogs. According to a Bloomberg feature that nobody was ready […]
The Billionaire Diet: How Inflation Made Avocado Toast a Luxury Asset Once mocked as the symbol of millennial excess, avocado toast has achieved what economists could not: perfect inflationary irony. In 2025, the humble breakfast that once cost $8 in a trendy café now trades like a mid-cap stock. Bloomberg recently reported that the price […]
The World Is Out of Money : But Not Out of PowerPoint Presentations Global finance has entered a new era of austerity theatre. The world’s balance sheets are bleeding, governments are borrowing from tomorrow’s taxes to fund today’s panic, and yet every conference room from Davos to Dubai remains brightly lit by a thousand PowerPoint […]
Corporate Apologies as a Service: The New PR Gold Rush From tech firms caught mishandling data to airlines stranding passengers on live streams, today’s crises unfold in real time. Every scandal now demands an apology before it demands a fix. And where there’s demand, there’s an industry. Enter Corporate Apologies as a Service, a booming […]
The Metaverse Is Back : And Still Completely Useless After its first spectacular flop in 2023, Silicon Valley’s favorite science-fiction project has decided to reboot itself with a straight face. Meta is releasing new headsets, investors are whispering about Web3’s rebirth, and tech journalists are once again promising that “this time, it’s different.” But the […]
From Billionaires to Baristas: Everyone’s Now Writing a Newsletter In 2025, the digital landscape is dominated by one unexpected phenomenon: everyone is writing a newsletter. Analysts from Bloomberg, Reuters, and The Economist note that the trend spans CEOs, fintech influencers, baristas, and even amateur hobbyists. Substack, Ghost, and a host of micro-publishing platforms have turned […]
The Luxury of Panic: How Millennials Made Anxiety a Lifestyle Brand In 2025, financial analysts, sociologists, and lifestyle commentators note a striking phenomenon: Millennials have transformed anxiety into a profitable lifestyle brand. From curated Instagram posts to boutique wellness retreats, from NFTs featuring panic-inspired art to “stress couture” fashion lines, the generation once derided for […]