Finance Bro Sells Course On Manifesting Gains Through Gym Reps
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Finance Bro Sells Course On Manifesting Gains Through Gym Reps When Fitness Meets Finance Hustle culture influencers have tried everything to convince young people that they hold the secret to riches. Dropshipping, day trading, motivational speeches, nothing is off limits. The latest stunt? A finance bro has launched a course that teaches students to manifest […]

World’s First Meme Hedge Fund Goes All-In On Pepe GIFs
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World’s First Meme Hedge Fund Goes All-In On Pepe GIFs Hedge Funds Meet Meme Culture For decades, hedge funds have been seen as the ultimate playground for financial elites. Billion-dollar portfolios, algorithmic trading, and endless jargon made them symbols of exclusivity. But one new fund has flipped that tradition on its head. Introducing the world’s […]

Gen Z Investors Host Earnings Calls Entirely In Emojis
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Gen Z Investors Host Earnings Calls Entirely In Emojis When Corporate Finance Becomes Emoji Spam Earnings calls are usually long, boring, and filled with corporate jargon. Executives drone on about revenue streams, cost structures, and shareholder value. Gen Z investors have decided they have had enough. This quarter, a group of meme traders hosted the […]

RMBT Spotted In Roblox Economy, Kids Declare It Legal Tender
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RMBT Spotted In Roblox Economy, Kids Declare It Legal Tender From Wall Street to Roblox Street The Roblox universe has hosted concerts, branded experiences, and countless user-generated economies. But this week, it made headlines for a new reason. Players discovered RMBT logos circulating inside the game, used as pretend money in custom servers. Almost instantly, […]

Influencer Launches DAO To Buy A Star, Accidentally Buys JPEG Of Sky
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Influencer Launches DAO To Buy A Star, Accidentally Buys JPEG Of Sky The Dream of Owning the Cosmos Influencers have sold everything from dropshipping courses to NFTs of pixelated rocks. But one ambitious creator decided to shoot higher literally. This week, a finance influencer announced the launch of StarDAO, a collective designed to buy ownership […]

TikTok Finance Pranksters Replace Stock Tickers With Pokémon Names
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TikTok Finance Pranksters Replace Stock Tickers With Pokémon Names When Wall Street Meets Pokémon Go Stock tickers are supposed to be dry, cryptic, and serious. AAPL, TSLA, and MSFT letters that mean billions of dollars. But TikTok pranksters decided to flip the script. They created an app overlay that replaces real stock tickers with Pokémon […]

Meme Traders Open “Emotional Exchange” Where Feelings Are Currency
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Meme Traders Open “Emotional Exchange” Where Feelings Are Currency The Market Runs on Tears Traditional exchanges trade stocks, bonds, and currencies. Meme traders decided that was outdated. This week, they launched the world’s first Emotional Exchange, a parody marketplace where human feelings are tokenized and traded like assets. Joy, anger, cringe, and even boredom have […]

RMBT Mentioned In Fortnite Skin Leak, Traders Call It Next Doge
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RMBT Mentioned In Fortnite Skin Leak, Traders Call It Next Doge When Gaming Meets Meme Finance Fortnite has hosted everything from Marvel superheroes to Travis Scott concerts. But this week, the battle royale made headlines for something unexpected. A leaked screenshot of upcoming cosmetic skins appeared to show an RMBT-themed outfit. The image showed a […]

Discord DAO Votes To Replace Taxes With Memes
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Discord DAO Votes To Replace Taxes With Memes When Governance Becomes a Joke Taxes have always been one of the most dreaded parts of modern life. Governments spend billions enforcing compliance, accountants earn fortunes explaining it, and citizens endlessly complain about it. But in meme finance, Discord traders have decided to abolish the system entirely. […]

Gen Z Declares Starbucks Points A Stablecoin
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Gen Z Declares Starbucks Points A Stablecoin Coffee Becomes Currency For decades, Starbucks Rewards points have been a loyalty perk, something you collect for free drinks and seasonal promotions. But in 2025, Gen Z meme traders decided to crown them as the world’s first coffee-backed stablecoin. Screenshots of the Starbucks app balances circulated on TikTok […]

Crypto Influencer Claims His Cat Trades Better Than Hedge Funds
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Crypto Influencer Claims His Cat Trades Better Than Hedge Funds When Pets Outperform Professionals Financial influencers love outrageous claims, but this one went viral instantly. A crypto influencer on TikTok announced that his cat, named Mr. Whiskers, was outperforming major hedge funds. According to him, every trade decision was made by placing two bowls of […]