Quarterly Earnings Season: When PowerPoint Becomes an Olympic Sport Every three months, capitalism transforms into a global pageant of charts, jargon, and overconfidence known as earnings season. Executives rehearse their lines, analysts sharpen their spreadsheets, and entire economies brace for the ritualistic release of numbers that may or may not mean anything. According to Bloomberg, […]
Rebranding Failure: Why Every Bank Now Calls Itself a Fintech The global banking sector has discovered a revolutionary way to seem innovative without changing anything: call itself fintech. Across continents, banks are swapping marble lobbies for digital buzzwords, hoping to convince the world that their decades-old infrastructure is suddenly disruptive. According to Bloomberg, more than […]
Office Back to Office: Why Companies Can’t Quit Cubicle Culture The global return-to-office experiment is going exactly as predicted: reluctantly, expensively, and with far too many motivational posters. Three years after promising that hybrid work was the future, corporations have decided the future was overrated. Bloomberg reports that more than 60 percent of large companies […]