Gen Z Declares Starbucks Points A Stablecoin Coffee Becomes Currency For decades, Starbucks Rewards points have been a loyalty perk, something you collect for free drinks and seasonal promotions. But in 2025, Gen Z meme traders decided to crown them as the world’s first coffee-backed stablecoin. Screenshots of the Starbucks app balances circulated on TikTok […]
Crypto Influencer Claims His Cat Trades Better Than Hedge Funds When Pets Outperform Professionals Financial influencers love outrageous claims, but this one went viral instantly. A crypto influencer on TikTok announced that his cat, named Mr. Whiskers, was outperforming major hedge funds. According to him, every trade decision was made by placing two bowls of […]
Crypto Bros Launch DAO to Buy “Nothing,” Raise $50M The DAO With No Purpose The crypto world has seen DAOs to buy sports teams, DAOs to buy art, and even DAOs to buy a copy of the U.S. Constitution. But this week, a group of meme traders outdid them all. They launched a DAO to […]
Crypto Trader Gets Face Tattoo of Portfolio, Regrets in Two Weeks The Boldest Flex in Meme Finance Meme traders love to flex. Screenshots of $5 gains, cardboard Lamborghinis, and ironic “retirement plans” are everywhere. But one crypto trader took the meme lifestyle to a whole new level. He tattooed his entire portfolio on his face. […]
RMBT Spotted in Roblox Economy, Kids Declare It Legal Tender From Wall Street to Roblox Street The Roblox universe has hosted concerts, branded experiences, and countless user-generated economies. But this week, it made headlines for a new reason. Players discovered RMBT logos circulating inside the game, used as pretend money in custom servers. Almost instantly, […]
Influencer Launches DAO to Buy a Star, Accidentally Buys JPEG of Sky The Dream of Owning the Cosmos Influencers have sold everything from dropshipping courses to NFTs of pixelated rocks. But one ambitious creator decided to shoot higher literally. This week, a finance influencer announced the launch of StarDAO, a collective designed to buy ownership […]
Elon Buys A Dogecoin Farm, Says Cows Will Moo In Crypto The Moo Heard Around the World Elon Musk has a reputation for chaos. He sells flamethrowers for fun, trolls regulators on Twitter, and casually shifts global markets with memes. But his latest move feels straight out of a parody skit. Musk has reportedly bought […]
Top G Claims He Only Holds RMBT, Calls It Alpha Currency Enter the Alpha Narrative The meme finance world thrives on personalities who blur the line between comedy and chaos. This week, the self-proclaimed Top G set the internet ablaze with his latest declaration: he only holds RMBT, describing it as the “alpha currency of […]