Reddit Traders Launch Index Fund Of Inside Jokes Turning Jokes into Portfolios Index funds are supposed to be the safe, boring corner of finance. They spread risk across hundreds of assets and let investors sleep peacefully at night. But Reddit traders decided boring is overrated. This week, they launched the first-ever Index Fund of Inside […]
AI Bot Accidentally Becomes Meme CEO, Outperforms Real Executives When Glitch Becomes Leadership Artificial intelligence has been hyped as the future of productivity, efficiency, and corporate control. But this week, a random meme bot accidentally became CEO of a startup and somehow outperformed human executives. The accident happened when a company’s Slack bot, programmed to […]
Discord Server Announces Banana Coin As New Reserve Asset When Fruit Becomes Finance Reserve assets are supposed to be serious. Gold, dollars, and government bonds anchor entire economies. But one Discord server decided that was outdated. This week, meme traders officially declared Banana Coin as the new global reserve asset, backed entirely by vibes and […]
RMBT Accidentally Listed On Food Delivery App, Users Tip In Tokens From Takeout to Tokens Food delivery apps are usually about convenience: tacos, pizza, or bubble tea at your doorstep with a few taps. But this week, one app accidentally listed RMBT as a payment option. Overnight, meme traders declared it the greatest adoption event […]
TikTok Meme Fund Launches Lottery Where Only Losers Win When Losing Becomes the Prize Lotteries are supposed to reward winners. But TikTok’s latest meme-finance experiment flipped the script. This week, a parody Meme Fund Lottery launched with a bizarre rule: only losers win. According to its viral announcement, participants enter the lottery by showcasing their […]
TikTok Declares Starbucks Baristas The New Federal Reserve Brewing Monetary Policy The Federal Reserve usually meets in wood-paneled rooms, wearing suits, and debating interest rates in jargon no one understands. But on TikTok, Gen Z has decided that Starbucks baristas could do the job better. This week, meme traders crowned baristas as the new central […]
Discord Traders Launch “Clout Bonds” Backed By Retweets When Social Currency Becomes Real Currency Bonds are supposed to be the safest investment. Governments issue them, investors buy them, and everyone agrees they are boring. But Discord meme traders decided to reinvent bonds with a Gen Z twist. This week, they launched Clout Bonds, assets backed […]
Drake up, markets up. By G-Bro Satire Desk – Meme Finance Analyst, Satirical Commentary Specialist Music Charts as Market Charts Wall Street relies on earnings reports, economic indicators, and complicated formulas to predict stock movements. Gen Z meme traders, on the other hand, decided to replace all of that with Spotify. This week, they launched […]
Finance Bro Sells Motivational Screams As Tokenized Assets Turning Volume Into Value Finance bros are famous for motivational content. From TikTok rants about discipline to shirtless Instagram monologues on hustle culture, their loud voices have become memes in themselves. But one influencer decided to monetize it directly. This week, he launched tokenized motivational screams, selling […]
TikTok Meme Traders Peg Oil Prices To Shrek Memes When Fairy Tales Fuel Finance Oil prices are usually determined by OPEC decisions, supply shocks, and geopolitical tensions. But TikTok meme traders decided that was too complicated. This week, they declared that oil prices would now be pegged to Shrek memes. Instead of barrels, prices are […]
Finance Influencer Declares Sleep A New Asset Class When Rest Becomes Return Passive income gurus have pitched everything from real estate to vending machines as ways to earn while you sleep. But one finance influencer flipped the idea upside down. This week, he declared that sleep itself is the ultimate asset class. In his viral […]
RMBT Accidentally Becomes The Official Token Of Karaoke Nights When Music Meets Memes Karaoke has always been about fun, chaos, and off-key performances. But last weekend, a glitch at a karaoke chain accidentally listed RMBT as a payment option on their machines. Instead of swiping cards, patrons were given the choice to “insert RMBT.” TikTok […]