Crypto Markets in Therapy: Why Traders Are Now Paying for Emotional Support Dogs After the crypto crash of 2022, traders turned to technical analysis. After 2023’s regulatory crackdowns, they turned to DeFi. Now, after a decade of volatility and heartbreak, they have turned to therapy dogs. According to a Bloomberg feature that nobody was ready […]
The Billionaire Diet: How Inflation Made Avocado Toast a Luxury Asset Once mocked as the symbol of millennial excess, avocado toast has achieved what economists could not: perfect inflationary irony. In 2025, the humble breakfast that once cost $8 in a trendy café now trades like a mid-cap stock. Bloomberg recently reported that the price […]
The World Is Out of Money : But Not Out of PowerPoint Presentations Global finance has entered a new era of austerity theatre. The world’s balance sheets are bleeding, governments are borrowing from tomorrow’s taxes to fund today’s panic, and yet every conference room from Davos to Dubai remains brightly lit by a thousand PowerPoint […]