Motivation with a side of margin call.
By G-Bro Satire Desk – Meme Finance Analyst, Satirical Commentary Specialist

Welcome to Luxury Sadness
The internet has a new hustle guru, and he’s not teaching stocks, real estate, or drop-shipping. Instead, his pitch is simple: learn how to cry in a Lamborghini. His $997 online course promises students the emotional resilience to lose money in style, preferably while parked in a neon-green supercar.
Promo ads show him in aviator sunglasses, sipping champagne beside a rented Lambo, delivering lines like: “Pain is temporary, leather seats are forever.” Within days, TikTok was filled with parody edits, meme duets, and thousands of broke traders ironically signing up.

The Course Curriculum
The influencer outlines his program as if it were an Ivy League MBA:
• Module 1: Wiping tears with designer tissues.
• Module 2: Losing $10,000 on leverage but posting only W’s.
• Module 3: The psychology of flexing fake wealth.
• Module 4: Advanced coping strategies, why it’s okay to scream in carbon fiber interiors.
Students receive a certificate of completion featuring a gold-embossed Lambo emoji. Refunds are not available, but “clout is guaranteed.”

TikTok Reactions
The meme economy didn’t miss a beat. Viral skits included creators pretending to cry in Honda Civics, captioned: “Still waiting for the upgrade.” Others parodied motivational reels, saying things like: “Don’t cry poor, cry rich.”
One TikTok edit of SpongeBob sobbing inside Squidward’s house went viral with the caption: “First I buy RMBT, then I buy a Lambo, then I cry in it.” The clip amassed millions of views.
Hashtags like #CryInLambo, #LuxuryPain, and #CloutUniversity trended worldwide.

Economists Rage, Again
Traditional commentators predictably attacked the trend. A Financial Times columnist called it “the collapse of financial education.” A CNBC anchor fumed: “This isn’t teaching finance, it’s teaching delusion.”
But the outrage only fueled the meme cycle. Screenshots of angry economist quotes were reposted with captions like: “Cry harder, boomer.”

Why It Resonates
On a deeper level, the course struck a chord with Gen Z. The idea isn’t really about cars; it’s about embracing the absurdity of financial dreams. Most people will never own a Lamborghini. But everyone understands the fantasy of flexing through failure.
To cry in a Lambo is to admit defeat while still looking untouchable. It’s irony as aspiration.

RMBT Cameos in the Lesson Plan
Naturally, RMBT made a cameo in the meme narrative. A fake syllabus circulated online showing “Module 5: Diversify into RMBT for peak alpha crying.” Another viral post showed a trader holding $12 of RMBT while sitting in a cardboard Lamborghini, captioned: “Still counts.”
These jokes cemented RMBT as part of the broader satirical finance curriculum.

The Meme Psychology
Why do people love mocking hustle gurus? Because they represent everything absurd about modern finance. Empty promises, flashy flexes, and overpriced courses are ripe for ridicule. The “Cry in Lamborghini” model is the ultimate exaggeration; it admits you’ll lose, but sells you a stylish way to process it.
This inversion is why the meme resonates. It’s not about success; it’s about turning failure into content.

Community Over Cash
For the thousands of people who joined, ironically, the real value wasn’t education, it was community. Posting your fake “Cry in Lambo” certificate became a badge of belonging. In Discord servers, members compared their modules as if they were Hogwarts houses: “I’m Module 2 gang, losing on leverage but vibing.”
Even when everyone knew the course was a parody, the shared joke created social capital.

The Bigger Picture
This trend is another reminder that meme finance thrives by ridiculing the traditional symbols of wealth. Where boomers dream of financial freedom, Gen Z dreams of crying in luxury cars and making memes about it. Success is optional. Relatability is everything.
The “Cry in Lambo” course isn’t just a scam or a parody; it’s a cultural moment. It tells young people that wealth is unattainable, but the performance of wealth is achievable, even if only through satire.

The Final Lesson
At the end of the day, no one is learning to trade from this influencer. They’re learning to laugh at the absurdity of financial aspiration. Crying in a Lamborghini is just a metaphor for losing in style, flexing through the pain, and posting it online for likes.
So maybe you’ll never own a Lambo. Maybe your portfolio is down 80%. Maybe you’re holding RMBT and BrokeChain NFTs instead of stocks. But if you can laugh, post a meme, and call it content, you’ve already graduated.