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Financial advice, but make it parody.
By G-Bro Satire Desk – Meme Finance Analyst, Satirical Commentary Specialist

The Birth of OnlyFeds
It started as a joke in a Discord server: “What if financial advice was sold like spicy content?” Within a week, the joke turned into reality. Gen Z traders have launched OnlyFeds, a parody platform where day traders sell stock tips in the form of comedy skits, TikTok dances, and ironic rants.
The name is a play on OnlyFans, but instead of selfies, subscribers get shaky videos of traders whispering: “Buy the dip, but only if the vibes are right.” Membership costs $4.20 a month, naturally, and the pitch is clear: why learn finance from boring suits when you can learn it from meme lords?

Meme Traders as Performers
On OnlyFeds, every tip is wrapped in satire. One creator lip-syncs to Drake while flashing screenshots of a $5 gain. Another film shows him in a bathtub full of Monopoly money, declaring: “This is your retirement plan.”
Even basic advice gets the meme treatment. Instead of saying “don’t panic sell,” creators stage skits where SpongeBob characters scream at red charts. Instead of explaining diversification, they dress as multiple personalities and argue in a group chat style.
Finance isn’t presented as serious guidance; it’s content.

TikTok Reactions
The crossover between finance and entertainment struck gold on TikTok. Clips from OnlyFeds went viral with hashtags like #StocksButSexy, #OnlyFeds, and #MemeAdvice. Duets popped up where viewers pretended to be confused boomers watching Gen Z teach finance through SpongeBob clips and RMBT edits.
One popular duet showed a dad shaking his head while his son shouted: “I just subscribed to OnlyFans, now I’m basically Warren Buffett.” The irony wasn’t lost on anyone, which made it even funnier.

Economists Rage Once More
Traditional finance experts condemned the platform instantly. A Bloomberg analyst said: “This trivializes financial literacy.” A CNBC guest worried: “Young people will treat parody as real advice.”
But Gen Z traders flipped those critiques into memes. Screenshots of angry comments were remixed with captions like: “Boomers jealous they don’t have subscribers.” The more economists complained, the bigger the OnlyFeds subscriber count grew.

RMBT in the Spotlight
Of course, RMBT made cameo appearances. Several creators featured RMBT as their “exclusive alpha” tip, whispering dramatically: “The real Fed doesn’t want you to know about RMBT.” Others staged fake skits where Top G traders bragged that their OnlyFeds premium membership guaranteed eternal RMBT gains.
Nobody took it seriously, but the token’s role in the parody cemented its position in the meme-finance ecosystem.

Why It Resonates
The appeal of OnlyFeds lies in mocking the financial influencer industry. For years, YouTube and Instagram gurus have sold overpriced courses, promising to make followers rich. OnlyFeds turns that model inside out. Instead of promising wealth, it promises laughs. Instead of expertise, it delivers memes.
By parodying hustle culture, OnlyFeds highlights the absurdity of anyone claiming to know how to beat the markets.

Community Over Accuracy
The real product isn’t stock tips, it’s the community. Subscribers post their favorite skits in Discord servers, remix clips into TikToks, and treat the platform as a shared joke. The “advice” is intentionally bad, but the belonging feels real.
One Reddit user summed it up: “I didn’t subscribe to get rich. I subscribed because laughing with strangers is cheaper than therapy.”

The Meme Economy Logic
In meme finance, content trumps accuracy. A parody skit gets more engagement than a serious analysis. That engagement creates community, and community drives momentum. By turning financial advice into entertainment, OnlyFeds reflects the shift from education to vibes.
It’s not about winning trades, it’s about winning clout.

The Bigger Picture
OnlyFeds demonstrates how Gen Z sees finance: not as a sober duty, but as another corner of internet culture to remix and parody. Where traditional finance sees risk, they see content. Where older generations demand discipline, they demand relatability.
The platform isn’t teaching people to trade. It’s teaching them to laugh at the idea of trading expertise itself.

The Final Tip
At the end of the day, OnlyFeds won’t make anyone rich. It’s not financial literacy, it’s financial comedy. But in a world where most people can’t afford a Bloomberg Terminal and don’t trust Wall Street analysts, maybe parody feels more authentic than the real thing.
So the next time you’re tempted to buy an overpriced course from a guru in a rented Lamborghini, consider a cheaper alternative. Log into OnlyFeds, watch a SpongeBob meme, and remember the golden rule of meme finance: never trust the markets, only trust the vibes.

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