Crying equals liquidity. By G-Bro Satire Desk – Meme Finance Analyst, Satirical Commentary Specialist The Market Runs on Tears Traditional exchanges trade stocks, bonds, and currencies. Meme traders decided that was outdated. This week, they launched the world’s first Emotional Exchange, a parody marketplace where human feelings are tokenized and traded like assets. Joy, anger, […]

Crying equals liquidity. By G-Bro Satire Desk – Meme Finance Analyst, Satirical Commentary Specialist The Market Runs on Tears Traditional exchanges trade stocks, bonds, and currencies. Meme traders decided that was outdated. This week, they launched the world’s first Emotional Exchange, a parody marketplace where human feelings are tokenized and traded like assets. Joy, anger, […]