Politicians Discover AI : Immediately Try to Ban It In a plot twist that surprised absolutely no one, global lawmakers have finally discovered artificial intelligence. After months of asking their aides what the ChatGPT thing was, politicians from Washington to Brussels to New Delhi are now promising to regulate AI with the same enthusiasm they […]
The Metaverse Is Back : And Still Completely Useless After its first spectacular flop in 2023, Silicon Valley’s favorite science-fiction project has decided to reboot itself with a straight face. Meta is releasing new headsets, investors are whispering about Web3’s rebirth, and tech journalists are once again promising that “this time, it’s different.” But the […]
Quantum Startups Promise Everything, Deliver PowerPoint Slides In 2025, Silicon Valley and Cambridge alike are experiencing an influx of quantum computing startups that promise revolutionary breakthroughs, world-changing algorithms, and a new era of technological supremacy. Analysts from Bloomberg, Reuters, and The Economist note that while investor enthusiasm is sky-high, tangible progress often remains confined to […]