Gen Z Traders Replace Bloomberg Terminal with Discord Emojis

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Trading

Bulls, bears, and vibes now run on GIFs. By G-Bro Satire Desk – Meme Finance Analyst, Satirical Commentary Specialist Goodbye Bloomberg, Hello Discord For decades, the Bloomberg Terminal has been the ultimate symbol of financial power. Wall Street elites paid tens of thousands a year for its charts, data feeds, and lightning-fast news alerts. But […]

Discord Server Declares GDP Actually Stands for “Great Dank Posts”

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Markets

Discord Server Declares GDP Actually Stands for “Great Dank Posts” When Macroeconomics Meets Meme Chat Gross Domestic Product has always been one of the most intimidating terms in economics. Textbooks describe it as the value of all goods and services produced in a country. But in meme finance, those words are irrelevant. This week, a […]