Muscle gains meet market gains. By G-Bro Satire Desk – Meme Finance Analyst, Satirical Commentary Specialist When Shakes Become Shares Exchange-traded funds usually bundle assets like stocks or bonds. But one finance bro on TikTok decided Wall Street had it wrong. This week, he announced the launch of a Protein Powder ETF, a parody index […]
The market now dances to audio clips. By G-Bro Satire Desk – Meme Finance Analyst, Satirical Commentary Specialist When Wall Street Meets the For You Page Exchange-traded funds are supposed to track stock indexes or commodities. They’re built to be safe, diversified, and boring. But TikTok just turned the concept upside down. The platform announced […]
The market now dances to audio clips. By G-Bro Satire Desk – Meme Finance Analyst, Satirical Commentary Specialist When Wall Street Meets the For You Page Exchange-traded funds are supposed to track stock indexes or commodities. They’re built to be safe, diversified, and boring. But TikTok just turned the concept upside down. The platform announced […]