Longer waits, higher risk. By G-Bro Satire Desk – Meme Finance Analyst, Satirical Commentary Specialist When Burgers Measure Beta Volatility is usually defined by sharp price swings in markets, tracked through indexes like the VIX. But Discord meme traders declared a new volatility measure this week. They claimed that fast-food drive-thru wait times are the […]
Fries backed futures. By G-Bro Satire Desk – Meme Finance Analyst, Satirical Commentary Specialist When Trash Becomes Treasury Derivatives are some of the most complicated products in finance contracts that hedge risk, amplify leverage, or confuse even the experts. But Reddit meme traders decided to simplify the system. This week, they announced that fast food […]