Gen Z Traders Replace Bloomberg Terminal With Discord Emojis Goodbye Bloomberg, Hello Discord For decades, the Bloomberg Terminal has been the ultimate symbol of financial power. Wall Street elites paid tens of thousands a year for its charts, data feeds, and lightning-fast news alerts. But Gen Z traders want none of it. They’ve officially declared […]
TikTok Launches ETF Based On Trending Sounds
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TikTok Launches ETF Based On Trending Sounds When Wall Street Meets the For You Page Exchange-traded funds are supposed to track stock indexes or commodities. They’re built to be safe, diversified, and boring. But TikTok just turned the concept upside down. The platform announced its first ETF based entirely on trending sounds. Instead of tracking […]
Gen Z Investors Host Earnings Calls Entirely In Emojis When Corporate Finance Becomes Emoji Spam Earnings calls are usually long, boring, and filled with corporate jargon. Executives drone on about revenue streams, cost structures, and shareholder value. Gen Z investors have decided they have had enough. This quarter, a group of meme traders hosted the […]
Finance TikTok Rebrands Bear Market As Hibernation Season From Panic to Pajamas Bear markets are usually defined by panic, layoffs, and endless financial doom. But Finance TikTok has decided to flip the narrative. Instead of calling it a bear market, creators are now labeling downturns as “hibernation season.” According to the meme, portfolios aren’t collapsing; […]
Inflation Explained by SpongeBob Memes, Economists Retire For decades, economists have tried to explain inflation using charts, policy statements, and 200-page reports. Gen Z doesn’t care. They’ve discovered a new teaching tool: SpongeBob SquarePants memes. Across TikTok and Twitter, inflation data is no longer shown with bar graphs; it’s SpongeBob characters freaking out over jellyfish, […]
TikTok Finance Character “G-Bro” Says ETFs Are Just Group Chats Every generation gets the financial voice it deserves. Boomers had Warren Buffett. Millennials had Jim Cramer. Gen Z? They have G-Bro, a TikTok finance character who delivers economic hot takes while sipping energy drinks and throwing around slang that makes regulators cry. His latest viral […]
Gen Z Traders Replace Bloomberg Terminal with Discord Emojis For decades, the Bloomberg Terminal has been the ultimate symbol of financial power. Wall Street elites paid tens of thousands a year for its charts, data feeds, and lightning-fast news alerts. But Gen Z traders want none of it. They’ve officially declared the Bloomberg Terminal dead, […]
TikTok Launches ETF Based on Trending Sounds
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TikTok Launches ETF Based on Trending Sounds Exchange-traded funds are supposed to track stock indexes or commodities. They’re built to be safe, diversified, and boring. But TikTok just turned the concept upside down. The platform announced its first ETF based entirely on trending sounds. Instead of tracking the S&P 500, the ETF follows whatever audio […]
Gen Z Investors Host Earnings Calls Entirely in Emojis Earnings calls are usually long, boring, and filled with corporate jargon. Executives drone on about revenue streams, cost structures, and shareholder value. Gen Z investors have decided they have had enough. This quarter, a group of meme traders hosted the first-ever earnings call entirely in emojis. […]
Gen Z Turns Credit Card Debt Into NFTs Called “BrokeChain” Welcome to the Debt Metaverse The internet has witnessed its fair share of financial absurdities, but nothing has prepared economists for the rise of BrokeChain. It’s the latest Gen Z financial experiment, a system where crippling credit card debt is no longer shameful; it’s mintable. […]