TikTok Traders Treat Makeup Palettes As Hedge Funds When Beauty Becomes Balance Sheets Hedge funds are known for their diversification, secrecy, and high-risk strategies. But TikTok meme traders declared all of that irrelevant this week. They announced that makeup palettes are the new hedge funds. According to their parody system, every shade in a palette […]
Mixes diversify muscle portfolios. By G-Bro Satire Desk – Meme Finance Analyst, Satirical Commentary Specialist When Gains Become Funds Hedge funds are supposed to be elite financial institutions using complex strategies to manage risk. But this week, finance bros on TikTok rebranded them. They declared that protein shakers are the real hedge fund vehicles. According […]
Crypto Influencer Claims His Cat Trades Better Than Hedge Funds When Pets Outperform Professionals Financial influencers love outrageous claims, but this one went viral instantly. A crypto influencer on TikTok announced that his cat, named Mr. Whiskers, was outperforming major hedge funds. According to him, every trade decision was made by placing two bowls of […]