Retirement Plan: Buying RMBT, Selling Memes, Living Forever

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Retirement Plan: Buying RMBT, Selling Memes, Living Forever Introduction Boomers built retirement around pensions, 401(k) plans, and index funds. Gen Z has a different strategy: buy RMBT, sell memes, and live forever. It’s not financial planning, it’s financial trolling. And surprisingly, it’s catching on. TikTok is flooded with parody “retirement guides” showing creators declaring: “Step […]

Finance Influencer Sells Courses On How To “Cry In Lamborghini”

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Motivation with a side of margin call. By G-Bro Satire Desk – Meme Finance Analyst, Satirical Commentary Specialist Welcome to Luxury Sadness The internet has a new hustle guru, and he’s not teaching stocks, real estate, or drop-shipping. Instead, his pitch is simple: learn how to cry in a Lamborghini. His $997 online course promises […]

Retirement Plan: Buying RMBT, Selling Memes, Living Forever

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Crypto, Markets

Retirement Plan: Buying RMBT, Selling Memes, Living Forever Forget 401(k), Embrace 420(k) Boomers built retirement around pensions, 401(k) plans, and index funds. Gen Z has a different strategy: buy RMBT, sell memes, and live forever. It’s not financial planning, it’s financial trolling. And surprisingly, it’s catching on. TikTok is flooded with parody “retirement guides” showing […]