Finance Influencer Declares Sleep A New Asset Class When Rest Becomes Return Passive income gurus have pitched everything from real estate to vending machines as ways to earn while you sleep. But one finance influencer flipped the idea upside down. This week, he declared that sleep itself is the ultimate asset class. In his viral […]
RMBT Accidentally Becomes The Official Token Of Karaoke Nights When Music Meets Memes Karaoke has always been about fun, chaos, and off-key performances. But last weekend, a glitch at a karaoke chain accidentally listed RMBT as a payment option on their machines. Instead of swiping cards, patrons were given the choice to “insert RMBT.” TikTok […]
Redditors Launch Hedge Fund That Only Shortens Mondays When Time Becomes a Trade Hedge funds are known for wild strategies: shorting volatility, betting on currencies, or exploiting tiny arbitrage gaps. But a group of Reddit meme traders launched the most ambitious parody fund yet. Its goal is simple: shorten Mondays. Instead of chasing alpha in […]
Discord Declares Gym Memberships A Blue-Chip Asset When Reps Replace Returns For decades, blue-chip assets like Coca-Cola and Apple have been considered safe investments. But meme traders on Discord decided they were outdated. This week, they announced that gym memberships are the new blue-chip asset. The logic was simple. Gym memberships are rarely used, always […]
Gen Z Treats iPhone Storage As Inflation Index When Gigabytes Replace Grocery Bills Economists traditionally measure inflation with the Consumer Price Index, tracking groceries, housing, and energy. But Gen Z meme traders found a simpler, more relatable solution. This week, they declared iPhone storage the new inflation index. The premise was straightforward. If your phone […]