Meme Bank Launches Loans Based on Vibes In a world where traditional banks rely on credit checks, income verification, and long approval processes, a new Meme Bank has turned the entire system into a parody of modern finance. Their newest product, a loan based entirely on vibes, instantly became a viral phenomenon. According to their […]
G Bro Claims He Invented Trading While Asleep Most people dream about things they wish they could do, but according to G Bro, dreaming is the secret behind everything he has already done. In a recent interview he confidently claimed that he personally invented trading while asleep. He insisted that the concept of buying low […]
Chart analysts debate if dip is dip or ultimate dip Meme finance communities are in chaos again as chart analysts, self-proclaimed experts, and G bros engage in a heated debate over whether the latest price movement is just a normal dip or the legendary “ultimate dip.” The conversation started when a trader posted a screenshot […]
The trader flexes profits only to realise the screenshot was old A hilarious moment took over meme finance communities when a G bro attempted to flex his massive trading profits, only to discover moments later that the screenshot he posted was from weeks ago. Instead of showing his current balance, he had accidentally uploaded an […]
Meme analysts predict gains based on moon phase The meme finance community has entered a new era of cosmic trading wisdom after a group of self-appointed meme analysts announced that market gains can now be predicted using the moon’s phases. According to them, traditional indicators are outdated, charts are optional, and the only real alpha […]