Gen Z Investors Host Earnings Calls Entirely in Emojis

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Gen Z Investors Host Earnings Calls Entirely in Emojis Earnings calls are usually long, boring, and filled with corporate jargon. Executives drone on about revenue streams, cost structures, and shareholder value. Gen Z investors have decided they have had enough. This quarter, a group of meme traders hosted the first-ever earnings call entirely in emojis. […]

Influencer Launches DAO to Buy a Star, Accidentally Buys JPEG of Sky

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Influencer Launches DAO to Buy a Star, Accidentally Buys JPEG of Sky The Dream of Owning the Cosmos Influencers have sold everything from dropshipping courses to NFTs of pixelated rocks. But one ambitious creator decided to shoot higher literally. This week, a finance influencer announced the launch of StarDAO, a collective designed to buy ownership […]

TikTok Finance Pranksters Replace Stock Tickers with Pokémon Names

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TikTok Finance Pranksters Replace Stock Tickers with Pokémon Names Stock tickers are supposed to be dry, cryptic, and serious. AAPL, TSLA, and MSFT letters that mean billions of dollars. But TikTok pranksters decided to flip the script. They created an app overlay that replaces real stock tickers with Pokémon names. Suddenly, earnings calls looked like […]

Meme Traders Open “Emotional Exchange” Where Feelings Are Currency

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Meme Traders Open “Emotional Exchange” Where Feelings Are Currency Traditional exchanges trade stocks, bonds, and currencies. Meme traders decided that was outdated. This week, they launched the world’s first Emotional Exchange, a parody marketplace where human feelings are tokenized and traded like assets. Joy, anger, cringe, and even boredom have their own “tickers.” Prices rise […]