Bitcoin Pizza Day Goes Mainstream, Analysts Call It “Macroeconomic Hedging” IntroductionBitcoin Pizza Day, the annual celebration commemorating the infamous 2010 transaction where Laszlo Hanyecz purchased two pizzas for 10,000 BTC, has officially gone mainstream. Major restaurant chains and food delivery apps now offer special discounts and promotions redeemable via Bitcoin, and analysts jokingly call it […]
NFT Art Teachers Demand Royalties for Teaching Blockchain to Interns IntroductionIn a bizarre twist of modern finance and education, NFT art instructors at several major fintech bootcamps have started demanding royalties for teaching blockchain fundamentals to interns. These instructors claim that every intern who profits from their knowledge should compensate them via a micro royalty […]
Tagline: Splits signal collapse. Byline: By Jonathan Reyes | Meme-Finance Satire Desk From Housing Bubbles to Half-Pipes Housing markets are supposed to represent the ultimate form of stability, bricks, land, and the “American dream.” But in the world of meme finance, stability is a myth. On Reddit, traders now treat broken skateboards as the true […]
Tagline: No streams, no survival. Byline: By Jonathan Reyes | Meme-Finance Satire Desk From Wall Street Funds to Bedroom Playlists Exchange-Traded Funds (ETFs) are marketed as efficient vehicles for long-term investing, bundles of assets you can buy and hold with confidence. But in meme-finance culture, Discord moderators have rewritten the script. To them, a forgotten […]
Tagline: Weak signals, weaker money. Byline: By Jonathan Reyes | Meme-Finance Satire Desk From Central Banks to Router Signals Currency devaluation is one of the scariest words in economics entire nations lose purchasing power when their money weakens against global benchmarks. But in meme-finance culture, TikTok and Reddit traders have simplified the concept to something […]