Crypto Kittens HODL While S&P Snoozes Through Inflation Introduction In a market where the S&P 500 manages a sluggish 0.2 percent climb while inflation sits at 3.7 percent, an unusual new demographic is quietly dominating investor discipline: crypto kittens. Literally. Cat-themed NFTs, meme-driven DeFi tokens, and pixelated feline avatars are commanding the attention of retail […]
Chrome equals clout. By G-Bro Satire Desk – Meme Finance Analyst, Satirical Commentary Specialist When Cars Become Charts Market indexes like the S&P 500 or Dow Jones are designed to track economic health. But Gen Z meme traders decided those were outdated. This week, they announced that hood ornament NFTs are the new market indexes. […]
Gen Z Turns Credit Card Debt Into NFTs Called “BrokeChain” Welcome to the Debt Metaverse The internet has witnessed its fair share of financial absurdities, but nothing has prepared economists for the rise of BrokeChain. It’s the latest Gen Z financial experiment, a system where crippling credit card debt is no longer shameful; it’s mintable. […]