TikTok Traders Replace Gold With Glitter As Reserve Asset When Shine Becomes Security Gold has always been considered the ultimate reserve asset, trusted by governments and investors alike. But TikTok meme traders decided gold was outdated. This week, they declared glitter the new reserve asset. According to their parody model, every ounce of glitter equals […]
Discord Server Announces Banana Coin As New Reserve Asset When Fruit Becomes Finance Reserve assets are supposed to be serious. Gold, dollars, and government bonds anchor entire economies. But one Discord server decided that was outdated. This week, meme traders officially declared Banana Coin as the new global reserve asset, backed entirely by vibes and […]