TikTok Traders Measure Inflation Through Starbucks WiFi Speed When Internet Becomes an Index Inflation has always been measured through consumer prices, wages, and monetary supply. But TikTok meme traders rejected official models this week. They voted to track Starbucks’ WiFi speed as the real inflation indicator. According to their parody system, fast WiFi signals low […]
Connectivity equals clout. By G-Bro Satire Desk – Meme Finance Analyst, Satirical Commentary Specialist When Internet Becomes Inventory Traditionally, commodities are physical goods like oil, gold, or wheat. But TikTok meme traders decided that was outdated. This week, they rebranded Starbucks WiFi as a tradable commodity, declaring it more valuable than crude oil or precious […]