Generation AI: How Humans Became the Slowest App on Earth In 2025, speed has become the new social class. Artificial intelligence writes, calculates, and decides before humans even finish thinking. Bloomberg recently reported that more than half of global knowledge work is now assisted or directly performed by AI systems. The BBC called it “the […]
Data Privacy Is Dead : Long Live Data Exposure as a Business Model Data privacy once sounded like a noble ideal. Politicians pledged to defend it, corporations vowed to respect it, and consumers pretended to understand it. In 2025, that illusion is gone. Privacy has not only died, it has been monetized. According to Bloomberg, […]
The Metaverse Returns (Again): Now with More Empty Virtual Offices The metaverse is back. Again. And this time, it promises to be exactly as revolutionary as last time—just with fewer users and more venture capital slides. According to Bloomberg, tech giants and venture funds have quietly reignited their virtual dreams, pumping another $12 billion into […]
Politicians Discover AI : Immediately Try to Ban It In a plot twist that surprised absolutely no one, global lawmakers have finally discovered artificial intelligence. After months of asking their aides what the ChatGPT thing was, politicians from Washington to Brussels to New Delhi are now promising to regulate AI with the same enthusiasm they […]
The Metaverse Is Back : And Still Completely Useless After its first spectacular flop in 2023, Silicon Valley’s favorite science-fiction project has decided to reboot itself with a straight face. Meta is releasing new headsets, investors are whispering about Web3’s rebirth, and tech journalists are once again promising that “this time, it’s different.” But the […]
Silicon Valley’s New Religion: Worshipping the Algorithm In 2025, Silicon Valley has taken devotion to a new level. Analysts from Bloomberg, Reuters, and The Economist report that engineers, venture capitalists, and startup founders now openly treat algorithms as sacred entities, guiding corporate strategy, product design, and investor decisions. From Twitter feeds to boardrooms, the worship […]