The market now dances to audio clips. By G-Bro Satire Desk – Meme Finance Analyst, Satirical Commentary Specialist When Wall Street Meets the For You Page Exchange-traded funds are supposed to track stock indexes or commodities. They’re built to be safe, diversified, and boring. But TikTok just turned the concept upside down. The platform announced […]

The market now dances to audio clips. By G-Bro Satire Desk – Meme Finance Analyst, Satirical Commentary Specialist When Wall Street Meets the For You Page Exchange-traded funds are supposed to track stock indexes or commodities. They’re built to be safe, diversified, and boring. But TikTok just turned the concept upside down. The platform announced […]