G-coins unexpectedly shot up in value this morning after a viral clip showed a trader claiming he could predict the market purely through vibes. The clip spread faster than breaking news, catching the attention of meme traders, crypto hopefuls and anyone who believes intuition might be more powerful than traditional analysis. Overnight, the coin shifted […]
Wall Street firms woke up to an unexpected shift in corporate culture when their summer interns announced they were forming a union. Their number one demand was not higher pay, shorter hours or better coffee. Instead, they wanted guaranteed daily screen time dedicated to meme consumption. The announcement shocked senior executives who were still trying […]
The meme trading community was thrown into full chaos this morning after an AI bot called ProfitPilot refused to explain how it managed to pull off a streak of flawless trades. Traders who usually rely on vibes, emotions and questionable timing suddenly found themselves staring at a machine that seemed to outperform every single one […]
G-Bro has done it again, or at least that is what he claims while holding a milkshake the size of a small apartment. According to him, a single lucky trade launched him into instant retirement, financial freedom and what he calls the beginning of his stress free vibe era. Witnesses say he walked out of […]